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Regular price $55.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $55.00 USD
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The TRASHED AND READY SHORTSLEEVE is a unisex fit, short sleeve t-shirt made of a dense and sturdy 100% USA-grown cotton jersey with a rib-knit crewneck collar and a straight hem. Available now in WHITE in sizes XS-4X for $55. It features an impassioned online review of a Brooklyn gay bar that is also a Brooklyn avenue by user "April W." Thank you, April!

Please note that this shirt was first released as a DAILY SPECIAL on DECEMBER 6, 2022 and was available for 24 hours with a date stamp on the back next. This dated edition is considered the FIRST EDITION of this tee-shirt. This current listing does NOT feature this date stamp, and each shirt printed from this listing should be considered part of the second, open edition. The WN signet is printed on the back neck of this shirt. 

The image shows the print on a size SMALL shirt, and will not scale larger between shirt sizes, so depending on your size, the print:shirt ratio may appear different than what is pictured.

As all tees are printed to order, we caution you a wait time of up to 7 business days before your order ships. 



TL;DR— we recommend ordering "true to size." We know that can mean a lot of different things, but this is a fairly standard-sized tee. Click here for measurements and extensive sizing/fit guidance.


We recommend machine washing inside out on a gentle cycle in cold water, and tumble drying inside out on medium heat. Further info here.


All orders will be mailed in a custom WILLIE NORRIS mailer, and the enclosed items will be in their own clear poly bag. We are currently only shipping domestically within the United States and to Canada, and are not able to accommodate local pickups. You will receive an order confirmation via email or text immediately after placing your order— this is not your shipping confirmation. Kindly allow up to five full weekdays after placing your order to receive your shipping confirmation and tracking number before you reach out.

We ship via UPS Mail Innovations which is a partnership between UPS and USPS.  Your package is brought to your nearest distribution center via UPS and then delivered to it's final destination by the United States Post Office. Your tracking number will work on the tracking page of both websites, but we find the USPS tracking information is updated more frequently by the carrier.



Please note that all tees are printed to order and we are unable to accept returns or exchanges, except in the case of manufacturing defects or an incorrectly packed order. If you have any questions about what size to purchase or help finding the right fit, please do not hesitate to contact our CS team so we can help you make the right decision. We have provided measurements for all of our tees here, and we encourage you to measure a tee you currently like the fit of and compare it to this sizing chart.


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